Unicorns

A mysterious creature born from the mating of a narwhal and a horse, they are given the horn of the narwhal, the body and head of a horse, and a beauty like no other. It is common for them to be in odd colors, such as blue or purple, the rarer ones are gold or silver. Due to the fact that a unicorn horn can be used to overthrow the government, they have been hunted to near extinction. Now there are only small clans of unicorns, but if you can find one, treasure it and soon it will grow wings and you will become king of the world.

Guy 1: I found a tribe of Unicorns!
Guy 2: Now we can overthrow the evil anarchy of the government!

by TheUnicornRider December 15, 2012

unicorning

Unicorn is commonly used in the CAL forums to censor the word fuck.

ORIGINAL - bchillz is a fucking idiot
CENSOR - bchillz is a unicorning idiot

by kezboard June 27, 2007

Unicode relationship

The modern and technically correct form of "ASCII relationship". Describes a relationship where communication between two parties exists solely in the electronic form. The forms of communication are primarily text messages and posts from social media sites, but extend to e-mail and other various electronic forms of communication.

The magic we use to share has disappeared and now we just have an Unicode relationship.

Things never went further than an Unicode relationship

by c0pp3rt0p October 20, 2010

unicorn vroom boom

one must strap a dildo to the forehead to resemble a unicorn and then shove the dildo in the partners ass and or vagina.

Why is chobes limping?
Oh you didnt hear, he got a unicorn vroom boom from 4 guys last night.
Oh he deserved it.

by chobes October 23, 2011

unicorninabottle

A Nice Person who will constantly ask you not to call her that because, "I'm really not."

Of course, those who get to know a unicorninabottle soon find that this self-deprecation holds some truth to it, as this fableinastable will usually own several murdersheds, endanger innocent lives by SnapChatting on a bike, make more vulgar jokes than a horny clownfish, exhibit a severe dislike of matching socks, and talk like a preppyass black chick.

But past the sass and the houseless snails and the period-blood war paint, this mythical creature is anything but: She's just a human, and a good one. She won't pretend, she won't hesitate to be blunt, and she will tell you the facts and reveal herself and your self to you as she sees fit, for everyone's benefit. And in that way, she acquires a mythical status, whether she likes it or not, simply due to the rarity of such people.

Keep friends like this close, and be careful not to make enemies of them. And for the love of God, don't let them stay up til 4 AM. Things get real weird around 4 AM.

Unicorninabottle: "You are an amazing person. If you ever want to talk, I am here for you."
Responder: "Aaaw, you're such a unicorninabottle."

IF RESPONDER WAS A STRANGER
Unicorninabottle: "Nahw, I'm not really that nice. (◕‿◕✿)"

IF RESPONDER WAS A FRIEND:
Unicorninabottle: "Shut up, fucko."

IF RESPONDER WAS A FRIEND AND IT'S LATE AT NIGHT:
Unicorninabottle: "YEAH I AM, SUCK MY DICK YA PUNK"

by Ego Finale September 9, 2014

unicorn family

A Unicorn Family is a family that is, simply put, too good to be true. All of the family members love and support one another. Internal strife is rare to non-existent. To the outside world they are a perfect family.

In talking to my best friend I told her that I wished I had a unicorn family, like she has.

by pmrlcomm December 1, 2015

Unicwhore

A whore that dyes her hair a new my little pony color every fucking week.

I hear Brittney dyed her hair purple and cheated on nick. What a fucking unicwhore.

by JUBAG August 21, 2016