A man who is posing as a friend of an eligible single woman.
He is typically circling the perimeter of her life and does things like pay for her dinner, drive her kids to shcool, or flirt on her Facebook page in order to "keep out" the attentions of men who would actually like to date or touch her. Sometimes he even writes songs about her. He is beyond protective, discreetly jealous, and has the ability to swoop in and destroy the possibility that his single woman friend will become involved with another man from any distance. He is the ultimate cock blocker.
He is typically circling the perimeter of her life and does things like pay for her dinner, drive her kids to shcool, or flirt on her Facebook page in order to "keep out" the attentions of men who would actually like to date or touch her. Sometimes he even writes songs about her. He is beyond protective, discreetly jealous, and has the ability to swoop in and destroy the possibility that his single woman friend will become involved with another man from any distance. He is the ultimate cock blocker.
"You freakin' Meat Fence! I would be in a great relationship (with a man who will actually touch me) right now if you hadn't posted lies about our hot night in Vegas on my Facebook page.."
See also: cock block, cockblock, cock blocking, cock blocker, cocknlocker
See also: cock block, cockblock, cock blocking, cock blocker, cocknlocker
by sokansas November 25, 2011
Get the Meat Fencemug. An extremely floppy giant brown labia with overlay of unknown yellow substance.
Normally found on whores and is caused by litterally using and abusing the shit out of the vagina. Yellow batter like substance not the teri beef vagina lips is likely residue cum or a yeast infection.
Origin:Island of lanai
Normally found on whores and is caused by litterally using and abusing the shit out of the vagina. Yellow batter like substance not the teri beef vagina lips is likely residue cum or a yeast infection.
Origin:Island of lanai
Man 1: That bitch looks fine!
Man 2: Nah man I fucked her and her pussy was so gross.
Man 1: why?
Man 2: It looked like meat jun and smelled like Kim Chee!
Man 1: oh she's a Korean whore!
Man 2: Nah man I fucked her and her pussy was so gross.
Man 1: why?
Man 2: It looked like meat jun and smelled like Kim Chee!
Man 1: oh she's a Korean whore!
by Popolobear October 22, 2013
Get the meat junmug. by BERKingOff December 5, 2010
Get the meat silomug. The act of placing a males testicles over both eyes of an expecting playmate while they hold the penis, as if they we're holding a mask on a stick. Meat Masquerade.
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Jenny asked me if I wanted to go to a masquerade party, which I being a man, I had to decline. I could tell she was disappointed, so I suggested the idea of a "meat masquerade," an idea so profound she could not resist.
by What a preposterous idea?! October 24, 2010
Get the Meat Masquerademug. by tito8900 June 2, 2009
Get the meat bumpmug. Meat Shop is a slang term for a prison cell that is shared by two very horny people who engage in sexual acts regularly. Butcher Shop and Meat Shop are interchangable.
"Have you seen the cell next to mine? Its a total Meat Shop. I can hear them going at it every night."
by ShoddyVariety October 26, 2020
Get the Meat Shopmug. by DebbiT October 12, 2006
Get the field meatmug.