What someone writes in your yearbook when they don’t really care/don’t know enough to write something personal, but still want to appear so. May also be because the person is in a rush/has lots of yearbooks to sign.
Joshua: Oh cool, Ari signed my yearbook!
Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?
Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.
Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?
Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.
by TriBeCaBoy56 June 1, 2023
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Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?
Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?
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by Cole AJ Man November 29, 2025
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Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*
Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023
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She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.
She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.
Elysia: *sigh*
Adam: ...What's wrong?
Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.
Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.
Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.
Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag（＾ω＾）
Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)
Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!
Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)
Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)
Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)
Adam: ...What's wrong?
Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.
Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.
Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.
Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag（＾ω＾）
Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)
Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!
Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)
Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)
Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)
by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023
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Warz: Haruhi Suzumiya is easily the cutest hag ever, I will die on this hill!
Wong: You have shit taste in cute hags lmao. It's Yuki Nagato who's at the top of the hag chain, not some annoying bitch with a huge ass eye gap.
Wong: You have shit taste in cute hags lmao. It's Yuki Nagato who's at the top of the hag chain, not some annoying bitch with a huge ass eye gap.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023
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