\trōl•pə-ˈtrōl\ n. A desperate group of lecherous, fashionably-challenged, over-the-hill gay men who congregate in packs at bars or clubs.
The troll patrol keeps staring at me, but I'm just not interested in middle-aged queens with man boobs and yellowing teeth.
by Flossy Spacek September 17, 2009
The creator of the Bleach manga who constantly puts shit in his manga and then says JK and fucks up everything.
His real name is Kubo Tite. He's still a troll.
His real name is Kubo Tite. He's still a troll.
Ichigo: I will kill you.
Aizen: Don't be laughing, weakling.
(50 chapters of fighting)
Ichigo: I have finally thrusted my sword upon your chest.
Aizen: Ughhh. I'm almost dead... NOE WAIT. BUT THERE'S MORE. I CAN TURN INTO A BUTTERFLY.
(50 more chapters of fighting)
Ichigo: I have finally thrusted my sword in your chest.
Aizen: I can't believe I lost to a weakling... BUT WAIT. I CAN TURN INTO A DRAGON.
(50 more chapters of fighting)
Aizen: You weakling. Is this all you can do?
Ichigo: I want to protect my friends.
(50 more chapters of fighting)
Aizen: NOOOO. YOU SUCKED MY REIATSU OUT WITH YOUR SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE ZANGPAKTOU. but I'm still not dead.
Reader: fucking Kubo troll.
Aizen: Don't be laughing, weakling.
(50 chapters of fighting)
Ichigo: I have finally thrusted my sword upon your chest.
Aizen: Ughhh. I'm almost dead... NOE WAIT. BUT THERE'S MORE. I CAN TURN INTO A BUTTERFLY.
(50 more chapters of fighting)
Ichigo: I have finally thrusted my sword in your chest.
Aizen: I can't believe I lost to a weakling... BUT WAIT. I CAN TURN INTO A DRAGON.
(50 more chapters of fighting)
Aizen: You weakling. Is this all you can do?
Ichigo: I want to protect my friends.
(50 more chapters of fighting)
Aizen: NOOOO. YOU SUCKED MY REIATSU OUT WITH YOUR SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE ZANGPAKTOU. but I'm still not dead.
Reader: fucking Kubo troll.
by kuboisatroll August 04, 2010
A vicious woman who is an absolute bitch who wishes harm on anyone who stands in her way. Usually likes to refer herself as a go getter with false hope and also tends to act like a man but still be treated like a victim when she does things criminally, or starts domestic fights with her spouse and then plays the victim when he defends himself.
Usually refers to the word control. Rebecca is a cunt-troll because she hit her husband in the face and he is in jail because he defended himself.
by lordvader1982 February 12, 2011
Randomly popping up in a server and constantly taunting others with troll phrases and getting a kick out of there stress, due to you.
Online trolling:
Troll:"You mad bro hoe?"
Target:"NO!"
Troll:"Yup you're mad."
Troll:"Hey! Hey! Hey! You mad?"
Troll:"Breh breh, you mad?"
Target:"YOUR MAD!"
Troll:"It's You're* learn to use grammar!"
Troll:"You mad bro hoe?"
Target:"NO!"
Troll:"Yup you're mad."
Troll:"Hey! Hey! Hey! You mad?"
Troll:"Breh breh, you mad?"
Target:"YOUR MAD!"
Troll:"It's You're* learn to use grammar!"
by Onewordatatime September 25, 2011
Taking such a massive dump that the splash is like taking one off a bridge while the bridge troll looks on in amazement.
by Slade666 September 29, 2011
IRL troll: You know, I really think Hitler had it right.
Person: ....
IRL troll: No, really. I mean, those Jews had it coming. Stickin' their abnormally large noses into things they shouldn't have.
Person: ...
(Removed due to obscenities.)
Person: ....
IRL troll: No, really. I mean, those Jews had it coming. Stickin' their abnormally large noses into things they shouldn't have.
Person: ...
(Removed due to obscenities.)
by bree-marie September 22, 2010