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mung bus

A yellow school bus that is equivalent to a short bus that transports retarded kids to a "special" school in Pittsburgh, PA. It is sponsored by Mung Eggs, an egg farm.
"You're so fucking stupid, you're going to be riding the mung bus next year!"
by Kathy Whitfield August 5, 2004
mugGet the mung busmug.

Bus Sex

1.) Two School Busses having sex
2.) A Person having sex with a bus
3.) Two people have sex on a bus
4.) Two Bus drivers having sex on a bus
5.) A bus driver having sex with a non bus driver on a bus~
1.)The bus driver's going to bring his girlfriend on the bus to have bus sex.

2.)Those two bus drivers are going to have bus sex tonight i bet!
by EmilyR, December 27, 2006
mugGet the Bus Sexmug.

Catch the Bus

Dying by suicide, caught in past tense.
Facing a conviction for sex trafficking of minors, Epstein decided to catch the bus out of jail.
by Just a Joe Schmo January 10, 2022
mugGet the Catch the Busmug.

Bus Physics

The continuing series of events that effect the outcome of your luck or fortune.

The phrase originates from the dependency on public transport, for instance how being late for the bus can trigger multiple events that messes up the whole day. However, this term is not exclusive to transport issues and can be used for any other circumstance.

Good bus physics is when everything runs smoothly and goes to plan.
"A woman cut in front of me in line earlier, which meant I was late for the train, which meant I was late for work, WHICH MEANT I GOT FIRE. That woman totally messed up my bus physics!"
by bluecomplex March 2, 2010
mugGet the Bus Physicsmug.

bus fag

a person who likes to fuck buses, and mod's stolen content buses and gets called out
YOU MODDED JASONS VISION? YOU bus fag
by busfan_21221 April 9, 2020
mugGet the bus fagmug.

Bus Whore

A person who feels as though they have to flirt or whore around with every member of the oppsite sex on the bus to make themsleves feel important. The Bus Whore will probably end up dating multiple people on the bus and will have very big commitment problems with them. He will probably end up going out with them for a week or so and break up with them out of boredom and then move on to his next victim.
"Hey Lulu look at that douche whose going out with the bus whore." " Wow Brando what an idoit , there only gonna be together until that manwhore gets bored"
by fictional_reality27 July 8, 2006
mugGet the Bus Whoremug.

Bus Butt

The rear end of a public transit bus which sticks out into traffic when it stops for passengers, thus rendering cars unable to pass.
"I hate driving in that lane, you get bus butt the whole way!"
"I am going to miss the next light because of this bus butt"
by damoi September 2, 2009
mugGet the Bus Buttmug.

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