Kentucky Thumb

When you are hitting it from the back on the red week but the vodka dick hits or you slip out and you don't want blood on your nice white sheets, so you stick a thumb in it to stop the red tide.

"I was having fun with my girl during that time of the month and slipped out so I gave her the Kentucky Thumb."

by Papa Kalash May 20, 2021

pats thumb

A crazy old asshole that makes shit up

Pats thumb smells

by Jmg13 September 14, 2017

Thumb Wings

Buffalo wings so tiny that they're the size of your thumb.

i.e. BAD/OVERPRICED WINGS

Don't go to King Kong Wings, all they served me last time was a bunch of Thumb Wings!

by Broguy22 July 30, 2018

Velvet Thumbing

When someone with very soft hands sneakily and gently inserts their thumb up ones bum and the person receiving said thumb only notices it once it's too late.

I thought Dale was a good boy, but we when I sat down I realised he was velvet thumbing me!

by PsychoDeschain May 9, 2018

Chicken Thumb

When a thumb is lathered with that sweet, sweet KFC chicken grease, so that it glides gently into the anus, leaving a spicy aftertaste of 11 secret herbs and spices.

I gave my girl a chicken thumb and damn did it taste good.

by Salamski December 2, 2019

Pinky thumb

A unit of measurement which is defined by the maximum distance between your pinky and thumb. (Also resembles a'shaka')

Jacob: Corey, how wide is that table?
Corey: Ahhh it's about 5 pinky thumbs.

by TheOkGatsby September 6, 2021

thumb face

Thumb face or Thumbface is when a person takes a selfie with their chin tucked in, creating a double chin. Often the person has "crazy eyes" as well.

Did you see that photo of Matt? He had an epic thumb face.

by tal melyn October 30, 2014