Free Throw

The act of shitting before your ass hits the seat

"I didn't think I was going to make it to the bowl. Luckily, I dropped my pants in time to free throw it!"

by NEO LEO January 03, 2014

throw the chicken

1. to detain a person who is doing something illegal.
2. to unexpectedly restrain a sexual partner

1. You see that guy with the sheet cake over there? He didn't pay for it-you need to go throw the chicken on him
2. So thats when I decided to throw the chicken on her-I grabbed a tie off the dresser and tied her to the bedpost. She was shocked but also kind of turned on.

by king_shot March 04, 2011

scoop and throw

Reaching back through your legs, laying a full turd on your palm and throwing it into the face of an adversary

Bron was gob smacked when the two timing Girlfriend bent down and executed a perfect scoop and throw into the face of her friend

by Kii_wii September 15, 2015

Throw a wink

To wink at someone in a flirty way. It might be for pity or to make them feel better. However, it may be more.....

That guy wants nothing to do with me. He won't even throw a wink at me.

by Wolfishcrib December 14, 2018

throwing clouds

Alternate for throwing shade, bringing people down

Girl: "Did you see Sarah throwing clouds at lunch?"
Girl 2: "Yeah her whole group was talking trash in 2nd period."

by Usermonkey90 May 30, 2017

Hobo Throw

A sport for those who like their leisure activities on the trampish side. Akin, to tossing the caber.
The rules are simple; the person who throws their hobo the furthest wins.
It gives the homeless a raison d'être once again.

Krystal the Magnificent: Tom, do you fancy partaking in a little hobo throwing this afternoon?

Tom: Sounds spiffing, I'll round up a couple of transients.

by Krystal the Magnificent February 19, 2009

throw desk

To get very angry or upset. Usually upset enough to throw or hit your desk.

David: "Did he just rage quit?"
Jon: "Nah he just left to go throw desk."

Emma: *leaves call*
Andrew: "She just threw desk."

by diizy July 04, 2020