"Have you always been such a womanizer?"
"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."
"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."
"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."
"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."
by Little Walnut August 25, 2018
Get the Whorigin Story mug.“Jose , you showed up.” glados said looking at the hispanic man. “You bet you wet bot butt i did.” jose said with his beautiful mustache blowing in the wind (almost as the wind was blowing him). “Umhh. “ glados activated her built in vibrator, “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” with a little “uggggg!!!!?!!” booming out of her high quality speakers. Jose got very aroused seeing the vibrator buzz. He slapped glados’s butt and starting to strip ‘er down. But then from hearing, “strip er’ down” dan the tv man blasted through the wall wearing nothing but boxers he screamed “GET ER’ DONE!!!” he ran over to the glados widely open shaft and he shoved his 9 feet penis in it. Jose began to cry, his penis was only 1/999 inches, he thought that glados would reject him after seeing a 9 foot penis. But he still got very aroused from hearing glados’s open moans from dans penis.
“Dang dan, you and jose you know how to hump an artificial intelligence, but I have the world's greatest penis” said batman as he came through the window with a tight 9 pack. “Wow” the whole group said as they gazed at the perfect penis, it even throbbed in a way that was probably not even possible. Jose and dan looked at it and looked at each other while thinking “is being gay a bad thing?” (and yes it is, pure judgement here)
THE END
“Dang dan, you and jose you know how to hump an artificial intelligence, but I have the world's greatest penis” said batman as he came through the window with a tight 9 pack. “Wow” the whole group said as they gazed at the perfect penis, it even throbbed in a way that was probably not even possible. Jose and dan looked at it and looked at each other while thinking “is being gay a bad thing?” (and yes it is, pure judgement here)
THE END
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by nubby gubby June 10, 2018
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Get the maggot story mug.A duck story is basically just a song where you tell somebody a story of a duck trolling somebody!
Basically of you want somebody to tell you of a story of a person getting trolled by Quackity then ask them to tell you a duck story
Basically of you want somebody to tell you of a story of a person getting trolled by Quackity then ask them to tell you a duck story
kid: tell me the duck story
guy: when a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bomp bomp bomp "got any grapes?"
guy: when a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bomp bomp bomp "got any grapes?"
by tsar obama October 26, 2020
Get the duck story mug.A reddit story is a story (most likely ai generated) that can range from being mildly weird to absolutely deranged
Usually found on tiktok/yt shorts read by a text-to-speech ai playing minecraft with a cooking video under it
made to fry your brain and attention span
These stories can range from being about a kid and their birthday party to a stepsister f*cking their stepbrother alabama style.
Usually found on tiktok/yt shorts read by a text-to-speech ai playing minecraft with a cooking video under it
made to fry your brain and attention span
These stories can range from being about a kid and their birthday party to a stepsister f*cking their stepbrother alabama style.
by Seataiii November 5, 2023
Get the Reddit story mug.Someone primarily from small towns in wisconsin who tell exaggerated stories. Very previllant during hunting season, specifically September to January. These stories are regarding hunting and it is important to exaggerate all details of your story to make it more dramatic. Pausing for effect is definately allowed. Important to use words like the largest buck on earth. Or the fastest buck I've seen. Also, can be used as a verb to describe these men in all aspects of life.
Example: I went out hunting on opening day and you would not believe what happened. *pause a long time for wow factor* I was walking out to my tree stand one foggy morning in late September for early bow season. As I was walking through the thickest fog I have ever seen. *ok to use hands to show you going through fog* i saw it there 400 yards away. *pause again for effect* the biggest buck I or anyone ever has seen. As I get down and crawl so I dont get spotted. This buck decides to start running as fast as it possibly can. As I get out my bow I zone in on the buck and with one shot at about 500 yards away I shot this buck. It did not fall and ran away to never to be found again. Also the strongest buck I've seen. Ever!
Example: I went out hunting on opening day and you would not believe what happened. *pause a long time for wow factor* I was walking out to my tree stand one foggy morning in late September for early bow season. As I was walking through the thickest fog I have ever seen. *ok to use hands to show you going through fog* i saw it there 400 yards away. *pause again for effect* the biggest buck I or anyone ever has seen. As I get down and crawl so I dont get spotted. This buck decides to start running as fast as it possibly can. As I get out my bow I zone in on the buck and with one shot at about 500 yards away I shot this buck. It did not fall and ran away to never to be found again. Also the strongest buck I've seen. Ever!
by legit2014 September 13, 2018
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