A man who makes his living using women for money, a place to stay and other perks by sexing them down. The sheet hustler is usually very good at giving head and knows his way around a vagina so well, that his motives are never questioned because he’s just that good at what he does!! May also be considered the male version of a “Sugar Baby”
Pistol Pete was a sheet hustler back in the day and never had his own place until he settled down later in life.
by Mermaid Mel March 12, 2023
the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.
by purplehater August 31, 2008
The end result of any physical altercation involving a huge moron named Ed, a fellow employee, and a sheet rocked wall.
by We Drink tonight October 19, 2010
After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea
by EmeraldDoor October 04, 2020
by Shartesaiye July 10, 2022
by JJOC August 01, 2017
When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread
person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue
person 1: But ill shit
person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue
person 1: But ill shit
person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!
by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm June 03, 2022