Dummy spitting scale

DSS for short. The DSS is a scale of people's tantrum level from 1 to 10.
"Karen" blew her lid she was a solid 9/10 on the Dummy spitting scale
by Yogidogibear September 03, 2019
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American Awesomeness Scale

The American Awesomeness Scale is a basic British(0) to American(10) scale in which the user rates person or thing on how awesome they/it are based on American standards.
by RealAmerican1776 May 31, 2023
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Thou Graham Scale

A scale in which rates someone’s thickness. The graham scale is also know as the graham scale of thiccums and a very high rankling is very rare.
Jesus dude her ass is so fat, I rank her a 7.67965 on Thou Graham Scale.”
by Will jowers fan boy April 20, 2019
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The Mark Yetter Scale

Scale invented after infamously known League of Legends game balancer Mark Yetter chose to change the ranking system of the game and as a result the higher elos of Solo Queue became infested with rats that got inflated as a result of his changes, players later came to call this change of events "The Mark Yetter Scale" as a way to calculate the ranks of new friends in high elo.
Holy fuck, did you see that last season diamond 4 stuck improve on The Mark Yetter Scale?
by bob1337d4 July 29, 2021
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shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing
Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time
by Therealmvp67967 December 01, 2016
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Bb Top of the Scale

Can I get a Bb top of the scale as in YoU BeT YouR BOok BaG”
by HMHS Band May 10, 2021
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push-pop scale

a unit of measurement used when comparing dick sizes
guy 1: My dick is like the size of a push pop fully extended

guy 2: how’d you know that?
guy 1: the push-pop scale duh
guy 3: My dick is the size of a push pop with the cap on :,(
by qwerty224 January 19, 2022
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