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new jersey lamppost

your by a lamppost,you unscrew the bulb and sick your dick in side and enjoy the electrical shock..........and live
man: hey man watch this (sticks dick in socket and lives)

friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost
by boba joe boba joe June 23, 2011
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new jersey hoagie

When a girl is in between two men sexually.
Dude, me and Ben gave her the ol' New Jersey hoagie.
by dudeface363534 November 7, 2013
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New Jersey Sober

The lifestyle choice of avoiding all drugs and alcohol except for psychedelics in micro-dosed quantities.
He quit drinking and smoking years ago, but he decided to go New Jersey Sober to keep a little bit of mind-alteration in his life.
by WordSend77 July 24, 2024
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New Jersey Blowjob

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared
by Jared Bergenthal October 20, 2023
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New Jersey

place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.

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“New Jersey In the Mist” would be a good album title.

A what? How old are you?
by gnostic3 November 24, 2019
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New Jersey Cheesesteak

A type of sandwich made from thinly sliced liver cooked with onions and limburger cheese.

Comes from a story about a US Airforce Airman who cut a hole in his USAF dorm mattress, tapped the edges and covered it with plastic, packed the hole with two liver filets, and fucked that meat hole on the regular. Filled with stinky cheese and shame.
Hey, did I tell you that my roommate was fucking some raw meat shoved in a hole in his mattress? Oh yeah, a new jersey cheesesteak huh? Thats damn good sandwich man.
by Network Pathogen August 1, 2021
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New Jersey Turnpike

Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown
Adam Friedland was conceived by his parents during a New Jersey Turnpike
by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023
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