Joints not points

Smoking weed instead of harder drugs like method or crack.
Person 1:Wanna smoke some meth?
Person 2: nah man, "Joints not points" for me.

Joints not points is just someone who prefers weed over any other drugs.
by JointsNotPoints May 05, 2023
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Napkin Joint

when the pocket on your booty shorts hangs out below your hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.
tinder boy:” gurrllll u basic, u got those shorts with them napkin joints”

girl:”wut
by peterpan_69 April 24, 2018
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Hangover Joint

The joint one smokes after having a hangover the night before. It is said that this joint whilst being hungover hits different.
Seth: I got so sloshed last night, let’s get high tonight, that hangover joint hits different.

James: Let’s do it!
by 69joon January 21, 2022
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Trib Joint

A Trib Joint is when 2 pieces of wood are notched so they locate within one another, mimicking a sexual act usually performed by lesbians.
Dave, we need to make a shelving unit for the bookstore, I was thinking of using the Trib Joint construction method.
by Squaville November 29, 2019
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To crack a joint

Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.

To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".
Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?
by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022
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Vampire Joint

Vampire Joint is when you you roll a fat joint and fill the crutch with tissue paper, then you use the crutch of the joint to tickle your ladies coochie. After the inevitable climax, you insert the joint, crutch first, deep into your baby mamas juicebox. Later that day you come back and your baby moma has food ready for you, so you feel inclined to get toasty, you ask your baby moma to bend over as you remove the now Vampire Joint out of her blood oozing twat. And there you have it, A Vampire Joint.
Hey Bonnie, why don't you come by the master bedroom and bend over, i'd like to retrive my Vampire Joint!
by yo momms box biatch April 10, 2020
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