food hard-on

An extreme desire to eat a particular food aroused by its mention or aroma

I can't get tacos out of my mind. I've got a food hard-on.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.

by Roundthebend November 29, 2014

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Food Grudge

When you have had a bad experience with a food and so go off eating it for a while.

Often people who claim to have allergies are really just holding food grudges.

Ever since I drank too much at that Christmas party I've had a food grudge against fruit cake.

by The Slangolier September 2, 2010

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Food Smug

Happy with your meal choice in a restaurant, principally because it is far better than that of someone else at your table. The opposite of Food Envy.

Your 'macrobiotic bowl' salad looks truly terrible, feeling pretty Food Smug with my order right now.

by MyonduespYm May 28, 2019

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a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.

jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up

geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food

by wafflewomen October 28, 2019

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Sedimentary Food

Any food comprising of multiple foods pressed/forced together. Kinda like a sedimentary rock is made up of multiple rocks pressed/forced together...except its food.

The snack my friend was eating was a Sedimentary Food because it was formed of multiple foods smushed together.

by TheFiend138 January 17, 2015

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