Status Hater

Someone that makes a negative comment on your status, in turn changing the whole tone of the comment and/or thread.
I just had my first defriendcident of the New Year when that status hater decided to act a fool and made a wack comment on my status.
by HBieber January 26, 2011
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Green Status

You are in a green status when you are always available in corporate systems of communications such as Skype for Business, Lync, ... while other people think you are working hard.

Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.
"Green status?"
"Always"

"No meetings?"
"Green status. Always"
by MdB29071988 November 21, 2016
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Phillip Status

The status you are given once you preform a task worthy of being compared to Phillip. This task normally involves a high amount of stupidity.
Guy 1: Wait, you're telling me that you ran over an old man and then backed up to see if he was ok?
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Ok, you have Phillip Status now. Don't talk to me.
Guy 2: Fuck, I'm gonna go kill myself.
by POSIDEONZ July 08, 2011
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Textbook Status

a status of such a person who's "work/free soul/passion"lands in an educational textbook.
The below example is a conversation between two people.

"Did you hear about Jim?"-A

"no i did not"-B

"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A

"wow that's great! good for him.."-B

"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A
by Textbook Status October 14, 2010
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status wave

A large number of Facebook status posted in a short period of time about a particular event shortly after the event occurred.
The announcement of a school system closing due to inclement weather brought on a status wave on Facebook.
by rachdc1 January 11, 2011
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Pelican Status

State of being, after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and one feels "flyer than a muh fuggin pelican".
Danni: This party is out of control.
Taiti: I know. PELICAN STATUS!
by medusa002 November 25, 2009
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