Spoon the Hound

To pay attention to, visit, take out for the day, etc. old grouchy people who complain constantly and most loudly to those doing the spooning that NO ONE EVER COMES TO SEE ME!!

Gee I wonder why, you are such a joy to be around.

I went to spoon the hound today and got nothing but grief.

by The-Hawk September 29, 2009

spoon-fuck

Used to describe the sexual position "spoons." Distinct from spoons without intercourse.

Touch my clitie whilst you spoon-fuck me, Dave.
Ok, Annie.

by HarryTortoise November 28, 2007

reverse spoon

similar to spooning, but the woman lies behind the man

While my boyfriend prefers to reverse spoon, I prefer to spoon.

by TripleS December 11, 2012

Cold Spooning

(Coh-ld Spoo-ning)

The act of removing a spoon from a cold substance (i-e ice cream) and placing it on ones nipples, or that of another person. A new trend in the lesbian community. Thought to increase sensitivity in the nipple and make oral stimulation extremely pleasurable.

Hazel had some Ben and Jerries 'Chunky Monkey'. Hazel removed the spoon from the Chunky Monkey and placed it on Helens nipple and they were cold spooning!

by Munkychunky October 20, 2009

lovin' spoonful

A dose of heroin given by injection. The name is from the preparation of the heroin by mixing the drug with water in a spoon over a heat source.

Also a 1960's pop/rock band featuring John Sebastian, Zal Yanovsky, Joseph Campbell Butler and Steve Boone.

Billy overdosed on a lovin' spoonful.

by bugss6 May 28, 2006

Dirty Spoon

Referring to the penis when going ass to mouth.

I gave her the dirty spoon last night...and she took it!

by Willie Northpole November 26, 2009

Pocket Spoon

A spoon kept in your pocket while in public. A pocket spoon is usually kept in a rear pant pocket, but be careful, if you are fat, you may damage your spoon by keeping it in this pocket. For the many people who have this problem, a front pocket is also acceptable. Many pocket spoons are decorated with glitter, gems, or bows. Remember: Your pocket spoons goes out into public with you; It needs to be dressed accordingly. For all of you who don't get the point, just think: What if you need to catch a tadpole and you have no ladle to do so with? USE YOUR HANDY DANDY POCKET SPOON. What if you have an itch? Scratch it with your pocket spoon. What if they are all out of utensils at lunch? Use your pocket spoon. What if you just accomplished something big? Celebrate by raising your spoon in the air. Is ths starting to make sense to all you non-believers? No? Then don't even try to rock this trend; It's not for you.

What's that shiny object by your butt?
Oh, that's my pocket spoon.

by buttsuckerlovescrunk September 13, 2011