shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing

Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

Dummy spitting scale

DSS for short. The DSS is a scale of people's tantrum level from 1 to 10.

"Karen" blew her lid she was a solid 9/10 on the Dummy spitting scale

by Yogidogibear September 3, 2019

Reek-ter Scale

A scale used to measure how horrible something smells (reeks). Similar to a Richter scale that measures the strength of earthquakes, the Reek-ter scale measures the level of disgust generated by a particular smell.

Damn it Joe! Stop farting! Your ass is measuring an 8 point 0 on the Reek-ter scale. If that shit gets any worse, you're gonna take 5 years off my life.

by SavageHeart December 21, 2016

push-pop scale

a unit of measurement used when comparing dick sizes

guy 1: My dick is like the size of a push pop fully extended

guy 2: how’d you know that?
guy 1: the push-pop scale duh
guy 3: My dick is the size of a push pop with the cap on :,(

by qwerty224 January 18, 2022

Scale of 1-5

0 - Beyond Poor

1 - Poor

2 - Fair but Needs Improvement

3 - Good

4 - Very Good

5 - Excellent

Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks

Karen: 5 :)

by Katsopolis September 4, 2013

Bb Top of the Scale

A classic.

“Can I get a Bb top of the scale as in YoU BeT YouR BOok BaG”

by HMHS Band May 10, 2021

Thou Graham Scale

A scale in which rates someone’s thickness. The graham scale is also know as the graham scale of thiccums and a very high rankling is very rare.

“Jesus dude her ass is so fat, I rank her a 7.67965 on Thou Graham Scale.”

by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019