by Prince merkin November 13, 2018
Your partner dresses up as Russell Wilson while experiencing extremely aggressive diarrhea, you then proceed to use your dick as a plunger causing a volcano of liquid magma to erupt from said partners anus upon removal.
Johnny: "Hey Brandon where's Travis?"
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
by The Ugly Barnacle November 05, 2014
When one scrapes the rust built beneath their car and sprinkles it on the deceased corpse of there lover after masturbating on the roof
Rusty: hey how’s it goin you punk ass lil bitch.
Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow
Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow
by sangeun January 17, 2021
When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.
by BeerPenguin November 03, 2017
When you're motorboating a girl and you proclaim "I am not a crook" before vomiting all over her chest.
by queuedrizzlequeuedrizzle May 26, 2017
When having sex and accidently sticking it in the backdoor because you haven't had sex in a long time and forgot which hole to use.
I finally had Murph stay over last nightpushy. didn't realize he was going to be such a rusty humper. He actually asked me where he should stick it because he didn't know the difference between my ass hole and my pussy.
by Spidermonkey317 April 18, 2022
As defined as "the sexual act of a girl/guy giving a guy a rim job while twisting on the mans dick with both hands as if in the act to stop a leak"
Trav was super horned up last night and met a guy and gave him the rusty faucet, he really needs to wash him mouth after that.
by Jed12345$$& May 21, 2017