Captain Ron

When your partner closes an eye and you take a dump on said eye leaving your partner with a Captain Ron eye patch circa 1980s.

I felt like I could take on the Kreaken while riding Johnny Depp's back after my old lady gave me that stunning Captain Ron!

by ArgggMatey July 15, 2016

Ron slondered

When ur in ya girls salami and ur glitzy gets rly soft mid pump

Dude last night I was doing it with my bird and my di*k Ron slondered me... she was so pissed

by RhattyMcfly October 29, 2020

Hop on RON

Slang for rough gay sex, commonly used by males who are fond of roblox games.

Hey man wanna hop on RON?
sure sny uwuwuwu~!

by snyyyyy November 06, 2021

hop on ron

"hop on RON is a term used by pedophiles to attract minors on the kid-based game of roblox"

"cock islands:yo bro hop on ron"

"kamerad:can't wait to groom some underaged girls"

by based user July 29, 2021

Ron Meltinson

Someone that leaves a deposit with fake bank details

‘Your such a Ron Meltinson’

by Ababab October 01, 2020

Ron Desantising

The act of praying to Satan, saluting to Hitler, sacrificing innocent children to a life of underpaid labor, and sucking corporates chocolate pudding covered dick while bobbling your head around.

“Met this goth chick at a bar. Thought I’d give her a shot until I caught her Ron Desantising.”

by TXH1995 May 24, 2024

L. Ron Hubbard

Oh shit so he sees it too! Or SAW it. I'm not going to say it's alien but, yeah, no totally. Psychic prison made of retards.

Hym "Yeah, no, is THAT L. Ron Hubbard was all about? Oooooooooooh... Yeah, yeah, I get it. He's right! Not about the 'I need to give all of my resources to L. Ron charlatans' kimd of way but the psychic retard prison kind of way. Yeah, my thetan level is clearly the highest. I have the most energy! Ok. So that explains a lot. I guess Scientology isn't completely full of shit.... Hmmm..."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024