The yellowish liquid that comes out from an upside down mustard bottle right before you squirt mustard onto a food item. Usually groans can be heard from the squirter indicating that mustard pee came out of the bottle instead of mustard.
by Cannibalporsche July 3, 2011
Get the Mustard Peemug. by veenerschnitzel May 2, 2009
Get the pee upmug. The chaotic instance in which, during urination (esp. females) in a public area, the wind whistles through your legs, blowing your pee way off course. Can either end up in front of you, or covering your dropped jeans, resulting in a wet and smelly situation.
I experienced pee and blow the other day when I was crouching down by the roadside... my jeans got soaked. My mom had to put a towel on the car seat.
by SmileAndWave September 11, 2009
Get the Pee and Blowmug. by North Bend November 15, 2007
Get the pee clearmug. Pornography where people enjoy watching other people urinate smelly asparagus juices in and around each others mouths.
Ryan came all over while jerking off to pee porn. After he was done he peed on himself and continued to jack off.
by bigbauABlax December 16, 2008
Get the Pee Pornmug. When some jerk that uses the bathroom before you does not flush, thus leaving you with the options of cleaning up after him or just adding to the mess.
Once you have pissed on someone elses piss you have successfully created pee stew.
Once you have pissed on someone elses piss you have successfully created pee stew.
tom: Dude, the A-hole in front of me didn't flush.
Mark: Fuck it man, load up that porcelain can with some pee stew.
Tom: Good call, I love cooking...
Mark: Fuck it man, load up that porcelain can with some pee stew.
Tom: Good call, I love cooking...
by kevo282 May 15, 2010
Get the Pee Stewmug. by skip September 22, 2003
Get the pee pee mop bucketmug.