invisible ninja

What some rappers, most notably Devlin fight whilst rapping - Moving their arms around like windmills trying to look "street" they look like they are blocking attacks from invisible ninjas

Dude! Why are you fighting invisible Ninjas! Stop flailing your arms around like a windmill.

by stragen November 2, 2012

Ninja sket

A Sket that is a ninja

Annie reeve is a ninja sket

by Alfred6969 April 17, 2021

Ninja sext

When you send someone a naked picture of themselves that they don't know you took. Especially useful as a pick-up technique.

"Dude, Anna just sent me a ninja sext!!"

"What do you mean?"

"She just sent me a picture of MY penis, but I've never been naked in front of her? WTF??"

"True ninja broseph. She's a ninja sext master."

by Ninjasextmaster69 August 7, 2011

Ninja Toke

Toking in public places but in a fashion where no one notices.

The other day me and my friends went to Sacramento and ninja toked at the state capital.

by ironpikachu February 19, 2010

Ninjas on the lawn

Along with paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn is the most common side effect of cocaine.

asshole: "What is that outside?"

you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."

asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."

you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."

by SnowhuouV October 24, 2012

Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

by Cordmeister July 8, 2010

ninja fapper

To masturbate/fap silently.

Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper

by honkthedonk January 17, 2013