moose tracks

When you take a dump and you wipe seemingly forever, only to still have a mess.

I had the moose tracks so bad yesterday I went through 2 rolls of toilet paper and 16 flushes, and still had a mess.

by Sam Bob Sanders February 5, 2007

Moose knuckle

An unusually large pussy that has little elasticity from being fucked to much, and rears its ugly head in tight apparel like yoga pants.

That chicks Pussy was so big that in her yoga pants at the gym she didn't have a camel toe, she had a moose knuckle.

by Feddisan March 12, 2016

Snoopy Moose

Snoopy Moose is a slang for a Methadone pill

Hey mate! You bring me a snoopy moose today I feel like shit!

by TommyGunnZ33 June 23, 2016

Moose knuckle

It is like a camel toe but the woman has a fatter vagina than a woman with a camel toe

Damn her pussy is so fat its more like a moose knuckle instead of a camel toe

by Starr Hawn April 7, 2021

Tap the moose

(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon

2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?

1.

(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."

2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."

by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016

Flying moose

Whilst face plowing your lover and the sac is on their forehead. a fellow spreads sac over the forehead in a wing like fashion.

I was skull fucking vanessa when I decided to cover her eyes with a flying moose

by Klumaverik March 13, 2019

war moose

A war moose is a very large woman. Like a war horse is larger than a regular horse, a war moose is larger than a regular moose.

Damn, she's huge! That's war moose status, bub.

by Beardlongandprosper12 February 6, 2017