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lap log

"you ready to take this lap log!?"
by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015
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Gabriel Lap

Gabriel lap is the best person ever. She likes to enjoy air and joke around with Grandpa bob. She Is married to daiki <3
by Gabby-chan June 10, 2020
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J-Laps

The act off masturbating while sprinting or running.
Today I did 5 laps of J-Laps to prepare for the competition.
by FF L October 2, 2025
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Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark
"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."
by Genghis Gock April 5, 2024
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Down a lap

Slow... does not easily understand. Stupid. Refers to NASCAR being behind a lap = slow.
he's so stupid. Couldn't catch on at all. Ya, he's down a lap for sure.
by AMACNS March 26, 2017
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Lap 3

An extra nodded lap for hit game Pizza Tower in which Pizzaface will chase you throughout the entirety of the lap, and if you touch him, you get an instant game over.
Person 1: alright lap 3 time :D
*five seconds later*
Person 1: OH GOD
by the upteenth time December 29, 2024
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National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day
Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day
by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022
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