is the hand you prefer to use for everyday activities such as writing, texting, using utensils, or slapping your hoe.
A pimp hand can either be strong or weak.
Keeping your pimp hand strong can evoke fear, demand respect, and increase your income.
Individuals who are ambidextrous have 2 Pimp Hands.
A pimp hand can either be strong or weak.
Keeping your pimp hand strong can evoke fear, demand respect, and increase your income.
Individuals who are ambidextrous have 2 Pimp Hands.
If you are right handed then your right hand is your Pimp Hand. If you are left handed, then your left hand is your Pimp Hand.
by itzmrsjames_beezy June 13, 2010

by castiel May 29, 2018

Girl 1: That couple looks so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, except the guy can't control his octopus hands.
Girl 1: He should keep his hands to himself!
Girl 2: Yeah, except the guy can't control his octopus hands.
Girl 1: He should keep his hands to himself!
by Catfishstick February 26, 2010

A gay that you take with you shopping. Usually it is a pair of a fag hag with her gay friend linking arms.
Frank: Dude check out that hot chick!
Perry: Don't try it man. You've got more of a chance with her Hand Fag.
Perry: Don't try it man. You've got more of a chance with her Hand Fag.
by Frankietown May 16, 2009

A term used to describe someone who mistreats things and/or breaks things often. Everything they touch turns to crap (hence STOMACH hands). Could be used in lieu of butterfingers.
If you give your friend a ride, don't let them slam the door. They have such stomach hands!
You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.
Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!
You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.
Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!
by SneakySocks June 27, 2005

We're all going to hell in a hand basket.
by Fratley September 13, 2006
