Jerk Driving

When one drives like a jerk.

Friend 1: Dude, this retard was driving all willy neely like. Pissed me off.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.

by Lala5456 December 10, 2010

redneck drive by

When you slow down to 15 mph aim your gun out the window and shoot a furry animal

How did you kill that possum?

I did it redneck drive by style!

by dfntud January 17, 2011

Drive-By-Farter

A person whom farts near others and then simply walks on or out of the room, leaving the stinky aftermath and avoiding blame.
Can be called a DBF for short.

Adam: Umm bye guys, got to go.

*leaves*

Jake: *sniff* Aww man, was that you?

Dave: Nah it was Adam, he's such a Drive-By-Farter.

by doodledotcom123 November 2, 2012

Thirsty-Drive

Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.

"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"

by TowerLadda71 December 20, 2014

drive by date

A booty call lasting less than one hour, done on the way to

(a) meet with friends so you don't just think about getting laid the whole time

(b) a party so you don't try too hard to impress girls

(c) a date so that if you end up having sex with HER, you don't bust immediately

guy 1: Dude, want to head to Tony's kegger?
guy 2: Nahh I gotta go to Chelsea's.
guy 3: Bro you're bailing on us for a date with that hog?
guy 2: Fuck no. It's totally a drive by date. I'll see you at Tony's in 40 minutes.
guy 1: Sick, you know Tiffany's gonna be there.
guy 3: That chick from biology he has a hard on for?
guy 1: Oh yeah. I see what you're doing bro!

by buttluncher October 3, 2009

Test Drive

To engage in sexual intercourse with the sole intention of gaining information to aid with decisions.

Alex likes to test drive other woman, ultimately looking for an acceptable replacement of his current partner.

by LAJVXO January 5, 2020

Drive Dream

A small "condition" derived from Daydreaming, where a series of pleasant thoughts distract one's attention whilst driving.
This can often lead to road accidents, and general negligent driving.

Johnny suddenly snapped out of his Drive Dream when he realized he had been on the wrong side of the road for the past 3 minutes.

"Hey man, that journey to yours went so quick. I drive Dreamt all the way here".

by DummieHarris June 5, 2009