bump uglies

to have sex....a colege term, commonly qouted from the film Van Wilder.

"Dude Karen, Me and mitch totaly went to his house to bump uglies last night! It was the best 24 seconds ever!!"

by b!zkit August 11, 2006

Bump Monkey

A guy that goes to clubs, gets on the dance floor, and purposely bumps into chicks hoping that the chick will start grinding with him.

That fuckin bump monkey out there just tried to grind on my girl. Lets beat his ass!

by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005

red bumps

The resulting product that develops from a woman shaving her vaginal region for purposes of appealing to the male gender. Sometimes itchy, and always awkward but never contagious.

1. Lauren was going to fool around with Ray, but was skeptical because she didn't want him to see her awkward red bumps.
2. Do you have 17 red bumps like me?

by kaylauren October 28, 2005

bumping heads

This is when two dudes bump each others tips.

Hey man lets start bumping heads.

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

Bumping Parkers

A sexual act in which two males lay butt to butt.

J.R. sure does like bumping parkers with Jakecarl.

by D_Dawg June 26, 2016

joey bumps

noun-
Resultant of a passing joey, an inexperienced skier, who leaves strange derailing bumps, lips, and/or edges that disrupt the riding of boarders and/or other skiers.

1) Shit, I hate joey bumps.

2) Dude what happened back there? You ate it hard.

I know, god damn joey bumps.

by Kevin O'Such January 30, 2008

Chiclets bump

When someone has something good happen to them after being talked about on Spittin Chiclets

Did you hear Biz talk about Patty Kane on that episode?

Yeah he had a real Chiclets bump. A hatty later that night.

by PucklineJesus June 20, 2019