Fever Texting

A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.

Look at Jimmy over there fever texting with his side chick.

by Mellie_Mazz August 17, 2016

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text mileage

when you are really cheap and you never reply to texts unless its somewhat important or from the chick your trying to wheel. usually very frustrating to ones friends.

Friend 1: dude, didn't you get my text last night?

Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month

Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch

Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)

by rick fooey March 8, 2010

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suicide text

Neglecting an online video game to respond to a text message. This is most lethal in the combination of a new girlfriend and online shooter games such as Call of Duty 2.

Matt - (noticing his cousin’s Call of Duty character standing like a statue in an open field): “Dude, what’s John doing? He’s gonna get sniped any second.”
Sean: Probably suicide texting. I think Jenna’s in town.

Sean - (watching John get blown away): Aaannnddd he’s down.

Matt: Newb.

by Mattydreads1 January 4, 2010

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Hiccup Texting

Text messaging under the influence. Leads to incoherent, often regrettable, conversations.

See also: Drunk Texting

Girl: "Hey babe, how's the club?"
Guy: "hOOTT sluuuuuts errrywher!!!"
Girl: "It's over."

Guy next day: "DAMN, my hiccup texting strikes again!"

by BCoBounder November 22, 2011

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Nipple text

The act of texting using only one's nipples. Nipples must be small enough to hit the keys and industrious enough to know how to spell.

Girl: did you wish a headache on me because I wouldn't bring you a latte?
Boy: no, breast pain.

Girl: it didn't work, I'm still able to nipple text you.

by Cockmonkey flankers August 6, 2011

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