Tennessee Airport layover

When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.

I hear people always bragging about how tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging

by FJB FKH November 6, 2022

Tennessee Trout Bugger

When you are on a boat with an Intimate partner, and you engage in the act of anal sex then take the shit covered and cum filled condom and catch a trout with it, to then you reel it in and gut it and place the innards into your partners gaped hole.

ex.
1-"Dude i went fishing with the homeless lady that's always hanging around the 7/11 last weekend "
2-"You're a sick man, did you atleast get a rusty trombone out of it?"
1-"Nah dude but i convicted her to let me try the Tennessee trout bugger on her it was so fucking hot"

by Uncle_Rickyrapem July 5, 2025

Tennessee Tumbleweed

When two gay men rub their asses together, tangling their ass hairs in knots. They will proceed to rip the hairs out leaving a tumbleweed made from their ass hairs.

Yo bro, we should make a Tennessee Tumbleweed and throw it in the girls restroom.

by The Feetmeister January 29, 2025

Tennessee gold rush

When you and your woman get drunk,pass out and you piss the bed and roll her to your side of the bed. She wakes up thinking she done it.

Josh got so drink he gave Lisa the Tennessee gold rush.

by Mellonballar March 23, 2017

Brown Tennessee Chimney

When one has someone from behind in doggie position. Then the top mistakingly put their shirt over the noise to cover the smell. But is throttled by the smell that just came from the wind hole you created.

“Man I thought things were all good last night?” “Nah man I couldn’t stay for 5 seconds after smelling that brown Tennessee chimney”

by World wide weed wacker March 7, 2023

Tennessee Quicksand

In the act of having an orgy (at least a 5 to 1 ratio) all participants climax onto the receivers face whilst lying on their back, the combined semen feels as if they are slowly drowning in quicksand.

Lauren, there was this orgy I was in last night. They all came at once and I had a Tennessee Quicksand moment where I though I was going to drown.

by TheMeatiestOfShields May 8, 2019

Tennessee Mutton

1 the outcome of trying to make bbq in Mississippi but getting diarrhea in Tennessee.

I was at mikes house but now im all Tennessee mutton now.

by nextlevelwords November 24, 2021