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You can’t do tape

Can be used two ways,

1. Meaning someone isn’t photogenic or looks gross/bad in a photo
2. When someone is acting really dumb without knowing they are
1: “hey look at this pic I jus posted”
“Eww”
“What??!”
“You really can’t do tape”
2: your friend is acting stupid, like they forgot how to human

“Rachel!!, fuck! You can’t do tape!”
by You can’t do tape May 29, 2019
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Sticky-tape-bogin

While travel the electronic fairway of our great world, I was speaking with an Aussie and correcting a problem (to damn many aussies). The aussie not liking my answer (nuclear weapons) told me that it was a stick-tape-bogin.
I told him to stick it up him criminally fried ass and smoke it!
That duct tape you are using to hold the engine block of that torbofan jet engine together is a bit of a stivky-tape-bogin.
by Ro-bert2 January 27, 2005
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National Tape Dispenser Day

Tape Dispenser get used rarely and then forgotten about until needed again. We as a society under appreciate them. So November 23rd is National Tape Dispenser day in honor of all tape dispensers big and small.
“Yo did you know that it’s National Tape Dispenser Day??”
by mehmehdoggie November 23, 2023
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Duct Tape

To be shit out of luck “To be stuck”
To be rejected
12 pulled That boy over and found drugs on em he “Duct Tape”
by Traum Summerz September 8, 2025
mugGet the Duct Tapemug.

Drop The Tape

Let me see the video of you having sex or giving head.
Me: “Drop the tape.”
Her: “Tape?”
Me: “Sex tape.”
by WeLikeCake December 6, 2023
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Duct Tape

The only universal slang. It sticks to what you use it with. It can mean anything you want it to mean, depending on how you say it.
New shoes? Those are duct tape, bro.

You liked ALL of her pics...Bruh.. duct tape.

> I can’t make it tonight, I have to work.
> Damn that’s some duct tape.

> You lying?

> I’m not lying, man, duct tape.
by Espeoh May 20, 2021
mugGet the Duct Tapemug.

Stom Tape

Stom Tape in Hebrew is "Shut the fuck up".
You are most likely to say it to your friend who annoys you. Sometimes, you can use this phrase to tell the whiny little kid in your class to shut the fuck up.

You can also use this phrase and add "Shelha" which means your's.
"Stom Tape Shelha George".
George - "Wow why the fuck did you do it?"
Duad - "Stom Tape idiot"
George - "..."

Example number 2:
Kid number 1 - "WOWWWWW ITS SO HOTTTTT HEREEE"
Kid number 2 - "Fuck, Stom Tape you are annoying"
Kid number 1 - "..."
by TheIsraeliCoolKid September 9, 2017
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