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A pearl necklace on Bill Gates' and/or his daughter. This makes a "Pearly Gates" and St. Peter will now grant you entrance to heaven.
Joe thought St. Peter must be near when he saw a pair of pearly gates. And then St. Peter asked for sloppy seconds.
by Deuce46 January 10, 2011
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by david frank September 29, 2011
A place that only people who are NOT "native St. Louisans" are able to recognize as the corner of hell it truly is. The delusional hicks who were born and bred there like to imagine themselves being at the very center of the universe. If only these obese morons weren't so lazy they'd realize how pathetic it really is.
Aside from a halfway decent yet obscure university (WashU), a mega piss-factory (Budweiser) and a great baseball team (Cardinals), there is nothing to recommend this place. Unless, of course, you happen to have a thing for ugly women, in which case St. Louis is just the perfect town for you.
by Menager July 18, 2009
a school with guys that no holton, visitation, holy child, holy cross, or ncs girl would date. only ugly stone ridge girls.
by anonymous July 05, 2004
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