stealth woobie

a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.

Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.

by DivineGrace March 29, 2013

stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.

My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.

by Something Amusing October 26, 2013

Stealth Cold

All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.

I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.

by SpeckledJim1917 April 16, 2014

Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.

Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

by BunnySMG February 12, 2015

Steakthirsty

The precursor state to being "meat drunk." A particular craving for meat.

Steakthirsty picnickers nudged up close to the grill, slavering like beasts.

by LucretiusJones June 4, 2014

Stealth Evacuation

The tucking, removing, or general hiding of security ID's in a place of employment that requires name badges be displayed. This act is done during extended bathroom breaks, as not to be identified under the stall partition.

Ugh, I'm hungover as hell today... Time for a stealth evacuation and a quick nap on the can.

by ~TheLuckyOne13~ June 11, 2014

Stealth bomb

The act of taking a Jagerbomb in a mug, thereby concealing ones' alcoholic intentions.

Josh: how did you get through work today?
Scott: I stealth bombed the entire time bruh

by bigcocksowhat September 27, 2014