A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.
A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:
Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!
Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!
Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011
The status you are given once you preform a task worthy of being compared to Phillip. This task normally involves a high amount of stupidity.
Guy 1: Wait, you're telling me that you ran over an old man and then backed up to see if he was ok?
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Ok, you have Phillip Status now. Don't talk to me.
Guy 2: Fuck, I'm gonna go kill myself.
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Ok, you have Phillip Status now. Don't talk to me.
Guy 2: Fuck, I'm gonna go kill myself.
by POSIDEONZ July 08, 2011
The below example is a conversation between two people.
"Did you hear about Jim?"-A
"no i did not"-B
"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A
"wow that's great! good for him.."-B
"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A
"Did you hear about Jim?"-A
"no i did not"-B
"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A
"wow that's great! good for him.."-B
"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A
by Textbook Status October 14, 2010
Someone that makes a negative comment on your status, in turn changing the whole tone of the comment and/or thread.
I just had my first defriendcident of the New Year when that status hater decided to act a fool and made a wack comment on my status.
by HBieber January 26, 2011
why the FUCK do i have 9 status effects?
by dman6969asdasdasd August 27, 2022
You are in a green status when you are always available in corporate systems of communications such as Skype for Business, Lync, ... while other people think you are working hard.
Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.
Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.
by MdB29071988 November 21, 2016
by Ligeaux March 19, 2014