Pelican Status

State of being, after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and one feels "flyer than a muh fuggin pelican".

Danni: This party is out of control.
Taiti: I know. PELICAN STATUS!

by medusa002 November 24, 2009

Status traffic

the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall

John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later

by fasthandseddie April 26, 2011

hoskey status

Having achieved the status of ultimate slut. Being epicly nasty.

You know that girl that slept with 6 guys in one night? Yeah. Hoskey status.

by Blunttrauma1090 January 14, 2011

Boner status

When something has reached the status of being awesome and/or causing a boner.

(During a night of drunken madness) Mackenzie, the cake you made is boner status!

by RSKYTASTIC April 3, 2010

Bum status

bum status A person that says they always broke but have money

Bum status always coming around when you broke but spending money everywhere else bum status

by Luke Russell AKA voiceless sky January 3, 2019

Shady Status

When a white boy(or girl) acts like the stereo-typical black person such as the rapper Slim Shady-Eminem. Basically when a white person does something like, spit out a sick rhyme, gets in a gang war, or just acts like someone that's hood also known as a wankster.

Bill: man i popped a cap in his A*s just to shut him up then all the hunnies came a runnin, i took this fine dime home

Malik: Daang, white boy! thats straight shady status!

by KatCard July 29, 2011

idgitory Status

Having the status of being an idgit (idiot)

"Oh my god dad! did you here about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?"
"really? idgitory status."

by theheem April 16, 2019