statistanomical

Term used to make conversation revolving around boring topics more interesting.

Generally used to describe stat terminology because stat is the most boring thing ever.

Have you been studying for the upcoming stat test?

Hell yeah I’ve been practicing my statistanomicals!!

by Iced_out_my_MsD January 7, 2021

Statist

Someone who believes that the government can solve all the problems and inadvertently let the government controls their life rather than people control the government.
Likely to support taxation and welfare states.

Maggie: I think that taxation is sensible.

Gary that one libertarian friend in the group: Yeah we give them trillions of dollar for them to waste on military and foreign conflicts, serving their political interest and economical interest of the few, to waste them in the endless bureaucracy that you ironically paid to take money away from you, to fund inefficient welfare programs, etc you filthy statist scum.

Gary loses his few friends again

by FriedmanSimp February 19, 2021

States

Synonym of swag

Pretty cool

Hey man, thats pretty states bro.

by States man March 12, 2021

Statistics yuh

Statistics

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by Pinche Jonny wey January 21, 2021

statistics freak

A person or thing that is unusual is many statistics.

"You're british and you dont like tea? You're a statistics freak!"

by “”” August 3, 2021

Statistically Impossible

I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.

Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.

by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021

Statist

Judging peoples personality based off the state they live in

Hotdog stand owner in NY turns down a man from Texas because of his accent
The Texas man says "your a statist"

by Hashryn September 20, 2021