Squeezer

really nice rack

so nice, you want to squeeze them

whoa...now that's a sqeezer

by Frank "the man with no middle name" Chen February 28, 2003

Squeezer

The last bit of feces that clings to the tip of your anus, you try to force it out to no avail

Damn feces!!!!

by *********** March 29, 2003

Squeeze the Cheese

Another term for busting a fat nut. Maybe you need to be able to talk to your bros or whatever whilst in mixed company so you have to use a term for it so no one quite understands what's going on.

"So my girlfriend made me squeeze the cheese yesterday and now she's pissed at me because I did it all over her face..."

by SpiderLegs October 7, 2018

Squeeze the Breeze

Rolling up the wind of a moving car to reduce the wind in the back seat.

Hey man I'm freezing, squeeze the breeze!

by Drew Harmon January 23, 2009

Dick-Squeezer

a person or object that grabs and enjoys touching penises, dildos, and objects shaped like dicks.

Ian is such a Dick-Squeezer.

by WebstersDictionary2009 May 13, 2009

Squeezer

One who claims their parents possesions as their own

I have an S2000!

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

squeeze so hard I squirt pink

I guess it implies that someone is whacking it with such intensity that blood gets into his semen.

My friend: Is that Emily Blunt? O man, she makes me squeeze so hard I squirt pink.

Me: That is fucking disgusting.

by Grossed the fuck out January 18, 2010