the dutch squeeze

When your girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart

Jims girl was licking his butthole so he gave her the dutch squeeze, that bitch passed out

by The Dutch's main squeeze June 24, 2016

squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016

squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018

squeeze

Alcoholic drink made by using Sterno (a gelled non-potable alcohol) and a loaf of bread. The Sterno is squeezed by hand to make the alcohol flow into the bread. The bread is then squeezed to extract what is thought to be drinkable intoxicating alcohol. Very dangerous and poisoned many skid-row alcoholics, often causing blindness.

Man I'm gonna have to get some Squeeze, don't have no money for nothing else and I got the ants under my skin!

by Misterfixit January 6, 2017

swallow and squeeze

When a girl is deep thoating your dick and then she squeezes with her thoat. ( It will not work on smaller guys cuz you have to get in her thoat) LOL... only for experienced females.

Not sure but will do some field work to upload some examples. LOL swallow and squeeze Dedicated to Carmen :)

by lostkid October 11, 2013

squirt and squeeze

when you are trying to hold in diarrhea.

Josh was pulling a serious squirt and squeeze the other day. It was just sad to watch.

by shitbreadmaster May 20, 2012

Caterpillar Squeeze

An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.

Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?

Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?

Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*

by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011