To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.
"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."
by Moyka July 17, 2017
Get the sponge itmug. by tenequia January 5, 2008
Get the sponge monkeymug. by Bell6990 July 22, 2017
Get the vegas spongemug. 
Get the Vibe-Spongemug. by StudentOfAHighSchool March 16, 2020
Get the sponge it up too muchmug. The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
Get the new jersey spongemug. Someone who sucks all the living life and joy out of peoples livelihoods.
They tend to:
- Lap up all the available attention
- Be useless and dry asf when they cant get any attention
- Want to get in all the dirtiest scenarios unnecessarily
Can be used as a generic insult for someone who gets on your nerves
A synonym for a pick me girl
They tend to:
- Lap up all the available attention
- Be useless and dry asf when they cant get any attention
- Want to get in all the dirtiest scenarios unnecessarily
Can be used as a generic insult for someone who gets on your nerves
A synonym for a pick me girl
They're such an attention seeker wtf
I know what a sponge
Stop being such a sponge and make yourself useful for once
I know what a sponge
Stop being such a sponge and make yourself useful for once
by tiredchart April 2, 2021
Get the Spongemug.