steamin my semen

A phrase for when you see a really hot girl

Bob: Hey Ernie, look at that hot babe
Ernie: Oh yeah, she's steamin my semen

by eric (aka poon) June 22, 2004

sameness

the same thing as you. used for actions, thoughts, emotions, etc. used in online chats such as aol (see example).

boy : hey wats up

girl : nm u?

boy : sameness

by luka! February 28, 2006

semen demon

slang term for kid or child .

Her: You have any kids?
Him: No i don't have any semen demons

by Weirdboy11 February 23, 2017

Semen Chris

A fucker whos nickname is "Cumbucket."
He lives in Florida and is part Nude Juniors Rubbin' On Tyler's Cock.

Ha! Look at that Semen Chris

by C.G. February 23, 2005

samen

a japanese word for sperm.

Oh, your samen went all over me!

by thezguy June 19, 2008

semen tickle

n (prank): the act of cumming in a person's face-up hand while they sleep and proceeding to tickle their face, causing them to high five their face with a handful of dick spit.

The reason Kelly and I broke up is because of the semen tickle I pulled on April Fool's Day. Still funny.

by wildavjr May 12, 2012

Angel Semen

This is the purest form of semen which is extracted from the highest choir of angels. Typically, angel semen is milked from an angel and then served on top of angel food cake. Many cultures consider angel semen to be delicacy and is generally fit only for Kings, Furors and Kim Jong Il.

I had the best angel semen last night. I shared it with all of my friends. It wasn't gay though, because angels are straight pimps.

by doctorjerkballs January 5, 2012