A toy from a kids commercial, they are soft and big punching gloves uses to fight to the death. If you win it is necessary to scream "Fatality" and then sing the Mortal Combat theme song. Make sure your victim has lost a cup of blood to determine victory.
by WaddleX2 December 28, 2016
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"Look at that Asian chick, swinging her tits like she owns this field like an damn soccer thot"
"Look at that Asian chick, swinging her tits like she owns this field like an damn soccer thot"
by chibivix February 28, 2017
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by Walrus Is Moist March 23, 2017
Get the Soccerballz Reborn mug.A sport that is played all over the world. Is called football to all non - u.s. people. Soccer is amazing and a better sport then most other ones.
by Soccer4628 May 27, 2017
Get the Soccer mug.Abbreviation of 'Association Football'.
A playground game of skill involving two teams, a ball, and a goal at each end. The goal of the game is to score goals in the opponent's goal using just your feet.
The best players have dedicated hours to fitness and technique. However it is a very achievable sport and any serious primary school champion is probably comparable to the top professional players.
The popularity of this sport is a mystery. Scientists believe it has something to do with its simplicity.
Most people have played the game, most people understand the core elements, and the vast majority of the population are either extroverted or sports fans.
Many take issue with football's overpaid players, its strange politics and its homo-eroticism, and while it is a non-contact sport, supporting football has become its own contact sport.
It is also worth noting that 'soccer' fans are very easy to offend, will probably have issues with this sentence, and have bought into a neo-religious lifestyle.
A playground game of skill involving two teams, a ball, and a goal at each end. The goal of the game is to score goals in the opponent's goal using just your feet.
The best players have dedicated hours to fitness and technique. However it is a very achievable sport and any serious primary school champion is probably comparable to the top professional players.
The popularity of this sport is a mystery. Scientists believe it has something to do with its simplicity.
Most people have played the game, most people understand the core elements, and the vast majority of the population are either extroverted or sports fans.
Many take issue with football's overpaid players, its strange politics and its homo-eroticism, and while it is a non-contact sport, supporting football has become its own contact sport.
It is also worth noting that 'soccer' fans are very easy to offend, will probably have issues with this sentence, and have bought into a neo-religious lifestyle.
by MESSIeater July 1, 2017
Get the Soccer mug.Using your knee in an upward sweeping motion like a soccer kick to wipe your ass. Commonly used by hand models and double amputees.
Ever since Leonard lost both arms in a mixer at a pancake breakfast he’s had to use the soccer wipe to clean up.
by TripleC September 26, 2017
Get the Soccer wipe mug.A white, suburban woman whose only purpose in life is to drive her whiny ass kids places, be a housewife, and go get her hair and nails done with her friends. She is Christian, and hates anything that might corrupt her "beautiful innocent babies".
Me: turns on "Black and Yellow" on phone
Soccer mom sitting 2 benches down with her toddler: EXCUSE ME what is that trash you are listening to? You better turn it off right this instant!!!
Me: Bitch you ain't my mother now shut up or move if you don't like my music, I was here first anyway
Soccer mom: I will tell your PARENTS about you corrupting my sweet innocent little baby! Now see what they say about that!
Me: *turns up music and flips her the bird*
Soccer Mom: *runs away crying*
Soccer mom sitting 2 benches down with her toddler: EXCUSE ME what is that trash you are listening to? You better turn it off right this instant!!!
Me: Bitch you ain't my mother now shut up or move if you don't like my music, I was here first anyway
Soccer mom: I will tell your PARENTS about you corrupting my sweet innocent little baby! Now see what they say about that!
Me: *turns up music and flips her the bird*
Soccer Mom: *runs away crying*
by yeaaaaaboiii October 9, 2017
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