Sitting court side

When your sitting down (normally in class) and someone’s ass is right next to/infront of your face.

Damn man, I love math class.

Why?

Because I’m Sitting court side, with Ms stevens teaching!

by Parker-lefty April 6, 2025

Sitting court side

When a woman with a big ass (usually a teacher) bends over right next to your face as your sitting down.

Micheal: “Why do you love math class so much?”

Levi: “ because I’m Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty April 20, 2025

Smitten

adj.

1. To be struck down or blown by a person or object causing physical or mental injury.

2. Struck, as with a hard blow.
grievously or disastrously stricken or afflicted.

When he realized he lost to his girlfriend in Mario Kart, he was so blown. He hit a new low - dude was absolutely smitten.

by Morgan Daze May 26, 2025

Sitting Duck

Oh, I'm trying Ron! Believe you-me. That is what this is all about because THIS.... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME.... Could have AT ANY POINT... Turned into MY Mark and Melissa getting murdered in their own home instead of YOURS. And that will continue be the case UNTIL THIS ENDS...

Hym "Oh you had better believe I am trying not to be a sitting duck. I have prevented some of your school shooting. I have prevented some of your suicided. I have put out your fires. I have created you AI. I AM is US national security asset and YOU ARE allowing my brain to be damaged over the pettiness of a charlatan."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

Sitter

A person who finds deep spiritual meaning in sitting. Can sit for hours without shame. Often found on couches, bean bags, or cold bathroom floors scrolling reels.

"Don't ask Raj to go out. He's a sitter — the couch is his soulmate."

by Cherry 🌸 August 5, 2025

Sittoning

Another term for a telling off/bollocking, taken from John Sitton's rant at his players during his half-time team talk at Leyton Orient. "You can pair up if you like and bring someone else, bring your dinner too because you're going to need it by the time I'm finished with you".

"Oh he's messed up again, the boss needs to give him a good sittoning!."

by Wayne Kerr 123456789 December 22, 2025

twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content of who said it.

Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!

by blaine.alan April 27, 2009