Lazy Sideways

A sex position in which both parties lie on their side in a spooning type style and engage in penetration. Typically done by older couples or couples who are obese

Susan and I were tired so instead of going all out with doggystyle we decided to do lazy sideways and then go to sleep.

by Naturecamper June 7, 2018

chumble me sideways

The act of chumbling your lover is an extremely dangerous position. ie. fillatio in a tiny ass canoe

i just paid rock dollahs to get that jiggaboo to chumble me sideways

by Jorge Busch October 15, 2008

turd stuck sideways

An undramatic event that someone makes dramatic.

Sue called her boyfriend every time she had a turd stuck sideways.

by vanco April 14, 2009

Sidewinder

A sidewinder is when you put a dip into the side of your mouth, preferably near the molars. The reason for this is that your gums in the middle have been eaten up so badly by years of dipsky abuse that a dip can no longer reside there.

"Wes wasn't scared of oral cancer: he pulled a sidewinder for a month, even though his back tooth fell out after 2 weeks."

by Jeff Greenberg October 20, 2003

Sideways Schmere

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch

helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

sidewalk princess

a person, usually a female, who makes a living by selling her body for sex or sexual acts in exchange for money or another form of payment. also known as a prostitute.

That sidewalk princess just got arrested.

by angelette December 30, 2008

Sinergy

Energy to do sin for pleasure. (Usually sex, but can involve crime, etc.)

Oh baby, I have the sinergy within,
the energy to have sex, to sin for a grin.

by Yung Hess November 14, 2007