Simpson Syndrome

When a girl sucks your dick so well that you turn yellow

"Yo last night I hooked up with this girl and she gave my Simpson syndrome"

by OH my God DADDY November 30, 2016

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Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.

Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library

by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016

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bait simpson

A guy who is so bait and obvious that he cockblocks himself.

You're such a Bait Simpson.

by Black the Ripper January 30, 2016

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Hunter Simpson

The biggest queer among all queers. A guy that has no friends and has to eat booty for money. I work at McDonalds for a career and will never have sex.

That kid Hunter Simpson is so annoying!

by Brady teevan 11 December 7, 2018

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campbell simpson

Campbell is the kind of guy that just makes you smile. Whenever he's not laughing at something he'll be making you laugh. He's the kind of lad that once you know him, every time you crack up becomes a memory. He can sometimes take a sides a lot when somethings going on but when he's on your side he's a bloody legend. Unlike some, campbell can actually take a joke and has an opinion.

E: OMG! did you see that guy?!
C:Yes! he is such a campbell simpson!

by Skreeet July 23, 2018

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