Shady smooch 

Noun. In a social work context, a baby daddy that mooches off the baby momma.

That guy is a shady smooch, he wanted me to pay bail, when he hasn't paid child support.

Shady smooch by Angry baby momma December 7, 2012

Shady Dickens 

Someone whom has a significant other but continues to flirt aggressively with disregard for their significant other. Common symptoms of shady dickens includes deactivation of Facebook (to avoid being tagged in pictures) and has multiple mobile devices to call different significant others in different countries. The successful shady dickens is able to balance all aspects of his/her relationships without being detected.

This shady dickens deactivated Facebook so Jody (his girlfriend) will not find out.

Shady Dickens by shady by association July 23, 2013

scary wings 

A woman who had intercourse while on her period and then never hears from the guy.

Me and this dude hooked up we had great scary wings sex but now I haven't heard from him.

scary wings by bathroom bitches December 30, 2014

shady maple

A long white dick

Hey I heard Devin has a huge dick!
Yea he had a major shady maple

shady maple by temujin77 May 14, 2015

shady zaner 

Verb: To perform a shady zaner ; to text your wife while you are mid-intercourse with your girlfriend
noun: To be a shady zaner: To be the guy who always has to cover for his infidelity while he is still inside the home wrecker

"you dumb bitch, you don't even know I'm giving you the shady zaner!"

" forget this, I ain't no shady zaner, go find someone you trust"
"you fucking lonely ass bastard, you wish you could give yo bitch a shady zaner, but you just never gonna be good enough to pull that shit off"

"dude the weirdest shit happened, my girl don't text me all day for 2 weeks then the minute I catch my side piece I gotta pull a shady zaner"

shady zaner by notsoshadynowareya May 29, 2015

Shady Contractor 

A shady contractor is someone who can talk up a storm while low-balling you i.e. makes a deal or arrangement that sounds good but really isn't.

"Rick was talking to me about all these small boxes that he had to move and how easy a job it would be for two people and that he would do most of the work, but when I went with him to help him all of the boxes were super heavy and we had to move them up sooo many flights of stairs and it took soo long."

"Damn! What a shady contractor!"

Shady Contractor by Shammmm June 14, 2015

shady nut

a shady nut

"You said shady nut,"
"I want to talk to you after class." Mr. D

"The shady nut-I mean shady night,"

shady nut by shadynuts4lyfe March 27, 2017