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Joel Overall Scale

A popular critic scale among food connoisseurs. The Joel Overall Scale (JOS) is a scale from 1 to 10 giving an indication of a restaurants overall rating taking into account the time taken for the meal to arrive using the Nino Time Scale (NTS) and the flavour of the food provided using the Corky Pizza Scale (CPS). Both the NTS and CPS are scales from 1 to 10 and the JOS is found by finding the median average of the two.
I give that lasagne a 8/10 on the CPS but only a 4/10 on the NTS. I guess that leaves us with a 6/10 on the Joel Overall Scale.
by Corky444 June 30, 2023
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shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing
Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time
by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016
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Dummy spitting scale

DSS for short. The DSS is a scale of people's tantrum level from 1 to 10.
"Karen" blew her lid she was a solid 9/10 on the Dummy spitting scale
by Yogidogibear September 3, 2019
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donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.
On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.
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Thou Graham Scale

A scale in which rates someone’s thickness. The graham scale is also know as the graham scale of thiccums and a very high rankling is very rare.
Jesus dude her ass is so fat, I rank her a 7.67965 on Thou Graham Scale.”
by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019
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Scale of 1-5

0 - Beyond Poor

1 - Poor

2 - Fair but Needs Improvement

3 - Good

4 - Very Good

5 - Excellent
Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks

Karen: 5 :)
by Katsopolis September 4, 2013
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Bb Top of the Scale

Can I get a Bb top of the scale as in YoU BeT YouR BOok BaG”
by HMHS Band May 10, 2021
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