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shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing
Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time
by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016
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American Awesomeness Scale

The American Awesomeness Scale is a basic British(0) to American(10) scale in which the user rates person or thing on how awesome they/it are based on American standards.
On the American Awesomeness scale, The Declaration of Independence is a 10.
by RealAmerican1776 May 31, 2023
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Thou Chill Scale

A scale in which ranks someone’s chillness. If you are ranked a 9 on thou chill scale, that means you are absurdly chill.
“Helen Winn is not hot but she is very chill. I rate her a 9.78 on thou chill scale.”
by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019
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Dummy spitting scale

DSS for short. The DSS is a scale of people's tantrum level from 1 to 10.
"Karen" blew her lid she was a solid 9/10 on the Dummy spitting scale
by Yogidogibear September 3, 2019
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Thou Graham Scale

A scale in which rates someone’s thickness. The graham scale is also know as the graham scale of thiccums and a very high rankling is very rare.
Jesus dude her ass is so fat, I rank her a 7.67965 on Thou Graham Scale.”
by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019
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Reek-ter Scale

A scale used to measure how horrible something smells (reeks). Similar to a Richter scale that measures the strength of earthquakes, the Reek-ter scale measures the level of disgust generated by a particular smell.
Damn it Joe! Stop farting! Your ass is measuring an 8 point 0 on the Reek-ter scale. If that shit gets any worse, you're gonna take 5 years off my life.
by SavageHeart December 21, 2016
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Scale of 1-5

0 - Beyond Poor

1 - Poor

2 - Fair but Needs Improvement

3 - Good

4 - Very Good

5 - Excellent
Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks

Karen: 5 :)
by Katsopolis September 4, 2013
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