A sexual act where a woman lies about her menstrual status only for the partner to unexpectedly discover shocking evidence to the contrary.
I was forced to wash my bed sheets after a girl from the local watering hole pulled the rusty lyola on me.
by Hilton Head Shop June 05, 2020
When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.
by BeerPenguin November 03, 2017
When having sex and accidently sticking it in the backdoor because you haven't had sex in a long time and forgot which hole to use.
I finally had Murph stay over last nightpushy. didn't realize he was going to be such a rusty humper. He actually asked me where he should stick it because he didn't know the difference between my ass hole and my pussy.
by Spidermonkey317 April 18, 2022
When you're motorboating a girl and you proclaim "I am not a crook" before vomiting all over her chest.
by queuedrizzlequeuedrizzle May 26, 2017
Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.
by 23rd Chromosome December 28, 2015
"Dude, last night after we went to dinner, we went back to my place and she gave me a rusty knocker"
by Dank Ass Nerd October 25, 2015
What a Mexican Gay male calls a used condom. Can also be used for pegging or male to female anal contact.
Geraldo woke up with a massive pain in
his anal region, and realized why when he saw the Rusty Poncho on the floor.
his anal region, and realized why when he saw the Rusty Poncho on the floor.
by Tom@$$ March 26, 2022