Russian Marmaduke

Having sex doggy-style with a girl while you're drunk off of cheap, Russian vodka, preferably during the second intermission of a hockey game..

Yo man, I gave yo momma a Russian marmaduke last night.

by kdubb13 January 23, 2011

Russian Hacking

A person who sucks at being sneaky and constantly cheats in every single competition.

Micheal: Dude, why are you running when we didn't start the timer yet. That's cheating!
Josh: I'm not cheating!
Jake: You're right, he's a russian hacking

by JokeJar June 8, 2019

russian gangbang

The act of your homies watching hentai and then your mom comes in while drinking vodka

Gerome: bro why is your mom there
Me: nah she just doing a Russian gangbang

by Le pussy destroyer December 28, 2020

russian barber

A sex act that consists of pulling your partner's pubes out with your teeth

Dude we Russian Barbered last night, shit was grizzly... Good way to floss all your teeth at once though. I need therapy.

by CeeArthur August 29, 2015

Russian roulette

100% safe game, 5 out of 5 people say

-Russian roulette is a completely safe game, 5 out of 5 people say, you know?
-What about the 6th person?
-We couldn't find him

by over420 December 21, 2020

russian sweater

When you drink vodka to warm up because its freezing outside!
Sasha has his russian sweater on today!

Give me a double of stoli, its freezing outside and i need to put on my russian sweater!

by whitemikeflyguy February 26, 2015

Russian poolette

When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .

It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .

by Gothguy-uk August 1, 2016