Hank's Root Beer

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!

Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.

by Meatcringe February 24, 2021

Mug root beer

Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.

Well, I’m a mug blooded American ya hear? My veins are flowin with nothin but mug root beer

by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023

thick root

Another word used in reference to male genitals

Girl: im so tired but i can't go to sleep

Guy: sounds like you need a thick root

Girl: lol

by threestacks January 16, 2017

oral rooting

When a woman deep throats a penis so powerfully that her tonsil stones are suctioned out of her throat and spat out on her partner's stomach.

Damn son, I was oral rooting with my girlfriend yesterday and came up with some good chunks. Her breath never smelt better.

by PopTart_Burner April 23, 2018

stephen alex root

a boy who really loves jet skis

alex’s gf: “When Stephen Alex Root isn’t paying attention to me, he’s on his jet ski.”

by mattresseater August 3, 2023

Root beer float

A blow job from Scott F. in a bowling alley men’s room.

That root beer float really hit the spot.

by anonymous November 19, 2020

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025