Eye Masks worn by those people who do not want to have their sleep disturbed. Nothing is worse than being interrupted by a sunlight right before or after falling asleep. To ensure you stay snoozing in daylight time wear your eye mask so not a single ray of sunshine will penetrate.
"Many unemployed are in the habit of keeping odd hours. These are the people who are able to stay up all night because they’ve slept all day. Their night time activities are not newsworthy but they lurk late into the night just because they can. Oftentimes they go to sleep simply because they’ve run out of things to do, and sleep itself is a popular unemployed activity.
When it’s finally time to go to bed the last thing the unemployed want is to have their sleep disturbed. Nothing is worse than being interrupted by a garbage truck, street cleaners, sunlight, or a significant other getting up for work right before or after falling asleep. To ensure they stay snoozing the unemployed will wear reality blockers so not a single ray of hopeful sunshine will penetrate the REM cycle."
When it’s finally time to go to bed the last thing the unemployed want is to have their sleep disturbed. Nothing is worse than being interrupted by a garbage truck, street cleaners, sunlight, or a significant other getting up for work right before or after falling asleep. To ensure they stay snoozing the unemployed will wear reality blockers so not a single ray of hopeful sunshine will penetrate the REM cycle."
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The act of nailing down an high rank interviewee with questions of wide public interest, while said interviewee is very unwilling to present any information on said topic.
It can go as far as to make them quit or switch off the live broadcast.
Synonymous to honest, truthful journalism, as opposed to lobbyism or propaganda.
From Boris Reitschuster, a German Journalist.
It can go as far as to make them quit or switch off the live broadcast.
Synonymous to honest, truthful journalism, as opposed to lobbyism or propaganda.
From Boris Reitschuster, a German Journalist.
Oh wow did you see how Merkel got reitschustered on her lockdown politics ? She just didn't want to admit that it makes no sense and has no scientific background, so they pulled the plug and switched off the livestream.
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Dude #1 - 'so she left scratch marks on you?'
Dude #2 - 'yeah, but it's a good times-related injury, i'll live...'
Dude #2 - 'yeah, but it's a good times-related injury, i'll live...'
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