Hair Cut Rape

When the first cut of a hair cut is so short you have no choice but to submit to a bad hair cut.

I just wanted a few inches off the top but before I knew it I got hair cut raped, now I have to wear a hat for a week.

by hypefish July 28, 2010

BRP (Butt Rape Potential)

BRP stands for Butt Rape Potential. The term is used to describe the potential butt rape vulnerabilty of a indivual in a certain area. The BRP scale ranges from 1 to 100 based on multiple factors including but not limited to location, time, sketchiness of the surrounding area, number of people in close proximity and clothing (Gym shorts, and no belts increases BRP due to easy access).

Bending over in a prison shower to pick up a bar of soap will increase the BRP (Butt Rape Potential).

by The Mahon August 25, 2011

canon-rape

A word made from canon, meaning original, and the word rape, meaning unwanted force/crime. This term is used when a fan fiction author tries to reconstruct an original work to their liking. This often times makes the author look like a complete nut who has no appreciation for the original creator or storyline. Usually this involves the aid of a mary-sue or gary-stu of some sort. The results normally are irritated readers and scared audiences.

Jesus, since when is Naruto placed in modern times? I mean cars? Seriously. And how can Itachi be roommates with Sakura? It makes no sense! This author has canon-raped Naruto!

by PMSing English Teacher April 30, 2007

gas rape

Pronounced like ass rape.

The sodomizing of average citizens by large oil and gas companies who continually and unnecessarily raise gas prices for sustained increase of profit.

Soon, Vaseline will have to be sold along with gasoline to ease the pain of gas rape.

by Chris Hattery May 7, 2008

Facebook Rape

Facebook Rape occurs when an individual leaves Facebook signed in and open to interference from a housemate, work collegue or other third party scumbag with nothing better to do.

Such rape often results in personal details and profile pictures being changed to hillarious, often false but in some cases, true information. High levels of damage occur when the third party has long periods of time in which to Rape your Facebook.

"Ah f*ck I left my facebook on and my details and picture have been tampered with in a hillarious manner against my will; I've been Facebook Raped!"

"Engaged?! Ive been Facebook Raped!"

"Favorite Movies: 'Farm Boys 2 - Pitch my Fork'?! Ive been Facebook Raped!"

by MATTC88 June 11, 2009

Rape Shovel

1. A French council worker.

2. A shovel for assiting in the process of rape.

"The only way to avoid this rape shovel is consent!"

by rocket_punch June 29, 2009

Rapeberries

Rapeberries are berries that rape other berries or people, if there frisky enough they will rape your dog. These are not to be fucked with. They are found in northern canada and west philidelphia where there born and raised on the playgroung spending most of there days raping children as they go. The only way to kill these berries is to trap them and let them starve only then can you get rid of them. They will give you STD's and many other sexually transmitted diseases. If raped by the berries contact your local pest control and doctor. If you happen to meet the fresh prince of bel air he will tell you more on the dangerous berries.

Rapeberries are the berries to love but keep at a distance.

by Lildikky😂 July 8, 2018