Pube Monster

The term Pube Monster is used in association with a shower or general plug hole which is filled with wiry hair most likely from from the pubic region of a large beast/monster. While the likelihood of a beast/monster taking a shower in your house is slim, the sheer mass of hair plugging the hole strongly points in the direction of this....or a person who needs to shave their bush.

Holy moly! Looks like the pube monster has his the shower again!

Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!

Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!

by TommyP88 November 22, 2011

pubelation

The feeling of happiness and confusion one feels when your first tuft of pubes is realised.

Dude 1 : Holy shit man, i got 10 dicks

Dude 2: Ahhh dude I'm pretty sure 9 of those are pubes, you should be in a state of pubelation, congratualtions. Now good luck working out which one is your dick little man.

by bennycnz August 24, 2011

Puberculosis

It is a condition that results from over-shaving the pubis as frequently as every hour on the hour.

Donna is addicted so much pubic shaving that she has developed Puberculosis now.

by Verbus January 2, 2012

Pubearty

The stage of a mans life when he starts growing hair in unusually places - namely, the ears

Now that I have turned 40 I have noticed that I am growing extra hair in special places, the ears .... its official, I have finally reached pubearty

by bjc/arc September 14, 2012

Pubentugen

Pseudo-German for the uncomfortable feeling one gets when pubic hairs are snagged by a zipper.

Ouch! Pubentugen!

by Pubentuger April 12, 2013

pubeology

Scientific study of pubic hair and all items present within

After studying my friend's crabs, I decided to change my major to Pubeology

by Cunty Bitch March 11, 2014

pube bunnies

The collection of my husband's newly shaven ballsack hair that has collected under the bathroom sink.

Mum: I am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.

by texasco April 24, 2014